Pre-Game Show

To get ready for a two month trip across the country, one needs to do oh so many many things and most of them leave you with no money for gas.



1 - If you are going to hike through, drive through or camp at any National Park you should just buy a
We will be doing all three several times over and this leaves me so much more money to complete the next steps:



2 - Buy all of the books ever printed and sold on www.bn.com You only have to do this step if you read as fast as TheKate. But don't worry, Dr. George, TheKate is only reading stuff to complete all of her graduation requirements!

3 - Buy all of the clothes needed for such a roadtrip at www.moosejaw.com. Let me recommend sunday sweats and hoodies. Paul is modeling one of their premium products here:

(Click on it. I dare you.)

4 - Buy all of the equipment you could ever hope to own at www.rei.com. If you don't do this you will end up just like TheKate in the Rocky Mountains back in '05 (it just looked better than saying last year):













5 - Shove all of this into the car. You may need to cross your fingers and jump up and down a bit to make it fit just so.









and this is by far the hardest step:

6 - Say goodbye to Boo Radley

The least difficult step is lucky #7 - Leave!


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